Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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