How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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