whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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