Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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