Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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