The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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