i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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