Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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