My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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