return my video game
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My feet surprised me
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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