My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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