i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
