Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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