Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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