when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i barfeds in our rink
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.