Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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