i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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Goodbee
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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