Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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