Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
your like the ambassador to my penis.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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