Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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