new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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