Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Boobs are out for the taking
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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