I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
