So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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