Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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