I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Randomize
