And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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