Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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