Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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