Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
wow bdsm is so cute
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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