well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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