He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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