Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
this will be a night to untag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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