Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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