I'm jealous of your bromance
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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