Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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