no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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