I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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