never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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