Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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