how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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