Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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