honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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