How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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