The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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