He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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