OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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