i just wanna soil my oats bro
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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