Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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