take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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