please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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