Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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