As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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