hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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