my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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