At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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