Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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